1)Dinner and a movie has been reduced to a video rental and delivery pizza with your cat.

2)When friends say you need to "get out of the house more", you go mow the lawn.

3)You're spending more and more nights with Ben and Jerry.

4)Every time you're seated in a restaurant a paper cup full of crayons is plopped down in front of you.

5)You only see animated movies.

6)The last time you dated Reagan was in office.

7)All your kisses come from Hershey.

8)You panic when you can't find the remote control.

9)Your kids have a more active social life than you do.

10)Going to bed at 9:30pm is "staying up late".