I received a college degree With honors, no less. But I spend my day doing laundry And my house is always a mess. I sit on the floor with my babe on my knee Whom I trying to dress. I sing about piggies and birds in a tree, And I must confess That college prepared me inadequately. But I'll make it, I guess; And if someone should ask if I'd do it again, I'd quickly say, "Yes!"